Thursday, May 10, 2007

Rules according to Jacob

As soon as you see an ant, you must immediately....
1) lie flat on your stomach no matter where you are, at the park, on the sidewalk, on the deck,.... 2) then you must stare at it, for as long as you can possibly see it.

When you talk on the telephone you must...
talk about cat and flowers. Don't worry it is easy. You make the sign for cat and or flower and the person caring for you tell the person on the phone what sign you just made. Then the person who you are talking to will talk to you about the cat and/or flowers in their life. It is very exciting. If they start talking about anything else,... just repeat the sign and your back on track.

When outside you must protect the birds and their feeding places from intruders....
hence you must be on guard for any possible intruders and scare them away,... this mean black squirrels, grey squirrels, and cats. Chipmucks are OK, they can eat the seeds that are on the ground. After all they are small.

When inside the house, your job is to make sure that you are always in sight of the cat...
as you need to reminded your parents or grandparents that the cat needs help, to go outside or to have more food, or to have cuddles.


When the pantry door is open,... you need to stand very tall and see how much more you have grown.... in order for see if you can finally go down the slide at the wave pool!!! (3 more inches to go, I am now three feet tall!!!!)


And Maman puts you down for nap time, not Daddy. Daddy puts me to bed for the night time sleep, not Maman!!!